Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said...

By anonymous - 11/04/2009 13:23 - United States

Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By anonymous22kittylicklick - 20/08/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

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SpunkT 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:57

Wow, way to overreact. One thing this site has taught me is a lot of girls think they're getting hit on when they aren't. ******* get over yourself. You probably aren't that pretty.

collegegirl8 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:55

YDI, how in the world could you think that they were hitting on you?

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isantorin 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 21:32

That's a bitchy thing to do, but too many people here are overreacting. OP never said she didn't apologize a second later, and I bet she did, or else she wouldn't be posting on this site now would she? I agree that she's full of herself, though. Even if you get hit on a lot, you shouldn't be letting that translate to, "EVERY GUY WHO TALKS TO ME WANTS ME!!!"

jmcomedian 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:35

Wow. You women need to take yourself off those pedestals and stop treating men like crap.

shad0wDude 2

Monday 13 April 2009 0:02

you deserve to get aids

X6488 0

Monday 13 April 2009 0:57

"Wow, way to overreact. One thing this site has taught me is a lot of girls think they're getting hit on when they aren't. ******* get over yourself. You probably aren't that pretty." Couldn't have said it better.

CaptainBaconMan 0

Monday 13 April 2009 1:33

Being a bigot and sexist is not an FML, YDI.

heyyou1203 0

Monday 13 April 2009 4:14

I do agree that not just pretty girls get hit on. It happens a lot and it's annoying. Regardless, you're still a dumbass for thinking that was a pick up line. You fail.