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By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 17:11 - Germany

Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML

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By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

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Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

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Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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By LaterAlligator - 26/08/2022 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML

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By Staples - 15/05/2010 06:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 14:45 - Malaysia

Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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jrey6104 4

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:07

I cringed when I read this.

TordNorski 30

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:08

My eye twitched when I read this.

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Roxas_hearts 27

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:00

Oh, cry me a river.

WhoopteDo 26

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:03

Bet OP didn't see that one coming! Eye'm really not sure how this happened though, iris OP the best though!

CaptainSmith28 19

Thursday 24 December 2015 2:15

A river of blood

gregjasper 10

Thursday 24 December 2015 10:16

Why do you sexualize animals you sick bastard?!?

GrahamLikeABoss 15

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:00

Well, at least the paper didn't have lemon juice on it.

Kiernan151 25

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:14

Why would your paper have lemon juice eon it anyways?

WarMachine68 24

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:21

#13 Have you ever written secret messages with lemon juice? When you toast the paper, the writing shows up! Pretty cool stuff!

PrincessZelda_HR 22

Saturday 26 December 2015 8:00

Or maybe it's a random science experiment that involves putting lemon juice on paper for some reason; there's all kinds of reasons for it if you think long enough!

dramaelf 37

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:00

Oh my dear God, I almost got sick reading that. I am so sorry.

The_Majestique 18

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:00

I can't begin to imagine the pain. Trully FYL.

MothaTeresa 18

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:10

Truly*

The_Majestique 18

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:43

No one cares dude...

yonshae 1

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:02

I'm so sorry omg

WittyMoron 22

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:03

Jesus wept.

WittyMoron 22

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:16

I didn't actually mean to make a pun.

jrey6104 4

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:07

I cringed when I read this.

ad1836 19

Thursday 24 December 2015 1:05

Same

allforfun 23

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:07

Tear ducts are inside your body. Did you mean the corner of your eye? (Inner/outer canthus)

fakedsincerity 32

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:23

You knew what the OP meant. No need to be so pedantic.

whatsausername7 16

Thursday 24 December 2015 3:22

Love the word choice! Poor op

TordNorski 30

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:08

My eye twitched when I read this.

blazingshot147 19

Saturday 26 December 2015 10:14

Whole new meaning to salt in the wound man...

BellaP13 24

Thursday 24 December 2015 0:13

How in the **** did you manage that?! Hope it heals soon op.

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