By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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kemnet 7

There's still time...dont let him breed

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interesting33 36

Remind him that according to that logic - he can't pleasure himself either...

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tesix3000 2

Your husband is too dumb to reproduce.

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happilyever2012 6

That is true though....

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InfiniteSlushy 3

Sounds like **** capitalism to me. He's a visionary!

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iwadasn 32

I'm pretty sure you've decided to have a baby and your husband is trying to avoid it for as long as possible.

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traciniquole 3

Sounds to me like he doesn't want to have a baby...

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Ray_of_midnight 22

"500,000,000 sperm and *that* was the one that won?"

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barronterrier 3

There's a 50/50 chance your kid could turn out to be an idiot like your husband!

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naughty101 8

tell him the baby plans off, and so will your sex strike.

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