By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0

Why didn't you just leave? YDI for being their doormat.

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nhcc03 0

YDI for being a complete pushover. next time locate your sack and tell the guy and girl to pay for their own shit... you sucker.

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pantherflb66 0

Andrew?? my friend Andrew just had this happen to him not 2 days ago. same exact situation and everything. lol

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capilot 10

First, learn the term "shit test". That's when a woman tests you to see how much shit you'll take from her. She gave you a shit test and you failed miserably. (Failed more than one shit test in my life. Failed one on Friday, actually). Second, go read Richard Feynman's book "You must be joking Mr. Feyman". Read the chapter "You just ask them?"

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Vinto 0

Dumbass, when that happens you buy the most expensive thing on the menu and after you're done eating you say you're going to the bathroom and walk out and ask the person at the front to bring them the check.

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sarcdude 3

Yeah, seriously dude, it's called "ditch that bitch."

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ghost010 6

Duck out the bathroom window and leave them with the check.

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DamionDude 0

stalk her until she pays you back

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tiffanyjean 3

maybe think she said "I have to bring my brother with me because my parents don't trust me" and after he paid she said"oh btw my brother is actually my new boyfriend" no one deserve that. there are Also people who are afraid to speak what they want becausethwy don't want people mad.

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