Love: Today, after buying the plane ticket to Glendale, CA to visit...

By gabe8 - 15/06/2009 05:42 - Mexico

Today, after buying the plane ticket to Glendale, CA to visit 17 year old Courtney who I met on a dating website, she called me for the first time to say that she was actually 19 year old Seth from Atlanta, GA. FML

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By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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Deception

By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

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By FlyAwayPlease - 25/08/2015 22:38 - United Kingdom - Mold

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

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By annonymus - 23/10/2014 00:57 - United States

Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML

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Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

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You deserved it 13 642

By bruh_im18 - 17/09/2016 16:18 - United States - Metairie

Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML

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Supportive

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML

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Doubling down

By omgitserika - 18/11/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

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You deserved it 71 267

hir23 0

Monday 15 June 2009 16:07

Haven't you read enough FMLs to know that you shouldn't date online?

mudkipsan 19

Monday 15 June 2009 16:05

Also, thanks for the xbox my "stupid parents won't buy me"

Comments

Antonio718 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 19:22

#204 are you retarded? 18 is the legal consent not 17, with that logic why don't people let 17 year olds smoke and vote?

star_ver 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 10:30

Fail.

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 17:35

exactly how stupid are you? would you say that you just lack common sense or are you a full blown short-bus riding window-licker? 18 is the age at which you are considered an adult. 17 (or 16 in some states) is considered the 'legal age of consent' u r a complete moron. please do not breed, as this would only continue to hold back the human race.

Luneth101 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 19:28

#20 what #5 meant, was that he had also tricked the guy online. Seriously, that was stupid. Don't always trust the internet, especially not on social sites. Of course, that Seth guy must also have problems if he pretends to be a 17 yr old girl on a dating site.

sewer 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:46

have fun in cali!

The_Frost 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:17

wow. ydi It's like that movie AVP3: Atlanta Vs. Predator

bollywood_rocks 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:36

208, ANTONIO GO READ A BLOODY LAW BOOK. The age of consent in some states is 16 for hetero sex and 18 for **** sex. All you IDIOTS calling the guy a paedophile, try picking up a basic US law book AND A DICTIONARY. Your stupidity is astounding!

pariah411 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:24

SOMEONE CALL CHRIS HANSEN.. jk kind of.

AegisXOR 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 5:37

Silly international pedophiles! Trix are for kids!

CinnamonGrl 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:52

Are you a perv who just got OWNED by another perv?

ttech10 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 8:27

As said, at least it wasn't Chris Hansen, you pedo-bear you. Sure, people, 17 might be age of consent in some places, but if he has the money to be flying around meeting '17 year old girls', I presume this guy is 30-40 years old. Most young people don't use dating services.