Miscellaneous: Today, after 23 years, I realized that the person who helped... - FML

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By unluckydaughter - 23/05/2016 14:43 - United Kingdom - Mellor

Today, after 23 years, I realized that the person who helped name me - my father - still doesn't know how to spell my name right. FML

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farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 24 May 2016 3:14

Perhaps he has dyslexia and doesn't want to admit it? Whatever the case, I'm sorry this upset you. I'm sure he still loves you very much, regardless of his inability to spell your name.

james_logan 19

Monday 23 May 2016 23:22

That's nothing! My father put the wrong month in my birth certificate.

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james_logan 19

Monday 23 May 2016 23:22

That's nothing! My father put the wrong month in my birth certificate.

farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 24 May 2016 3:14

Perhaps he has dyslexia and doesn't want to admit it? Whatever the case, I'm sorry this upset you. I'm sure he still loves you very much, regardless of his inability to spell your name.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Tuesday 24 May 2016 6:36

So he gave you the name, maybe you're the one spelling it wrong.

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