Love: Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number....

By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

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Classic been there, done that

By Anonymous - 20/08/2025 14:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, in a state of severe depression and fearing I might do the worst, I called my local suicide helpline. I was put on hold. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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You freak!

By LonelyGuy - 15/12/2014 11:59 - Australia

Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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Dcvictorious 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:18

I'm more worried that she knew if off by heart tbh mate. FHL.

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 26 October 2009 1:11

That only means she works there!

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Dharman117 0

Monday 26 October 2009 18:40

YDI for being a freak.

visage 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:22

The only thing you can do is /wrist. No one loves you, and they never will.

Ellowise_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:33

You didn't recognize the number?

123livinthesinis 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 0:06

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's the funniest thing I have ever herd awwe:) get her back!

teuscherchoklit 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 0:56

lmao. Sorry, dude...

kira822_fml 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:50

And you didn't see the 1-800?

theDIVA_NL 3

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:55

awww poor thinggg

theDIVA_NL 3

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:56

that really suxx

ReecesPieces 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 6:14

Well if it started in a 1800 area code then u are a retard

I_H8_U 2

Tuesday 27 October 2009 6:36

Dude forget that chick. She's obviously not a good person if she's that cruel.

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Same thing different taste

Classic been there, done that

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