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By Kin - 25/10/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

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You deserved it 3 866

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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You deserved it 1 888

By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 507

You deserved it 6 936

Classic been there, done that

By Anonymous - 20/08/2025 14:00 - Canada - Regina

Today, in a state of severe depression and fearing I might do the worst, I called my local suicide helpline. I was put on hold. FML

I agree, your life sucks 501

You deserved it 90

By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 923

You deserved it 7 775

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 965

You deserved it 4 593

Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 522

You deserved it 19 811

By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 650

You deserved it 3 366

You freak!

By LonelyGuy - 15/12/2014 11:59 - Australia

Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 149

You deserved it 9 597

By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 283

You deserved it 7 705

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 887

You deserved it 3 336

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Dcvictorious 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:18

I'm more worried that she knew if off by heart tbh mate. FHL.

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 26 October 2009 1:11

That only means she works there!

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StupidGirl815 0

Monday 26 October 2009 9:30

What a bxtch.It's obvious she ain't worth your time.The best things you can do is to move on and find someone who's actually worth it.Sorry about what happened.

viral_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 11:35

Why is everyone saying fake? I know loads of chicks that memorize that number for this exact reason. Can't say I blame them either.

Tubasaurus 0

Monday 26 October 2009 11:37

Clearly she is sending you a message here. She is trying to say that she is such an immature bitch that she is becoming suicidal.

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Monday 26 October 2009 11:44

ydi... you should have known that she'd be way out of your league. i once gave a guy th rejection hot line.

roflmaonade 2

Monday 26 October 2009 15:45

at least she cares enough about the after effects of her rejection to direct you to the suicide hotline

KateMoss16 0

Monday 26 October 2009 16:26

#71 That made me laugh out loud

NILTIAKNITRAM 0

Monday 26 October 2009 16:04

Hello ass face, No way in hell is it okay for you to call suicidal people dumbasses. You're the dumbass if you don't think suicide is a serious issue.

IRunGameEP 0

Monday 26 October 2009 17:15

honestly dude, that only happens if your a herb, hard. if you ran game ep that would never happen. i would never wanna be you, hard. FYL

bsias4ever 0

Monday 26 October 2009 17:25

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....Ahahahahahahahahaha..You fail at life. Maybe you should throw that number away and go commit suicide!! lmfao..ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah..lmfao.

Wet_Dream 0

Monday 26 October 2009 17:38

stop being a lozer and start being a real men!

RatIsKing 0

Monday 26 October 2009 18:25

ouch. that makes the rejection hotline look nice :P

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Today, a girl I really liked mentioned she was home alone and that she was really really lonely. She offered for me to come over and watch a few movies with her, and as I got prepared to leave, she sent me a text saying, "Can you pick up my friend Spencer?" FML

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Today, after sex last night, I'd fallen asleep nude without bothering to put on underwear. What a mistake that was. My cat decided to wake me up by clawing and biting my naked morning wood like she was trying to rip the head off a mouse. FML

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Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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You deserved it 2 425

Today, I was arguing with my husband about a girl. Ever since he met this person, he’s been neglecting our marriage. He says they’re just friends. I forcefully grabbed his phone, blocked all her socials, and deleted her number. He got so mad that he said he wanted a divorce and stormed out of our house. FML

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You deserved it 827

Today, while eating breakfast in a hotel lobby, the woman next to me started playing an obnoxious clip of a baby’s high-pitched crying. The worst part is that my parents refused to let me do anything about it or step away from the loud noise, as they thought it would “embarrass the whole family.” FML

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Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML

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