By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
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Ib83 0

I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

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jaxx11 0

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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tallahaseegirl 0

#9, hilarious!

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blastvortex 3

A great movie once said, "It comes from upbringing. Their parents were probably idiots too." Now you know what happens when stupid people have kids.

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madasahatter 0

Hahaha I love Cyanide and Happiness! My 2 favorite things :D

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bekaaaa 0

kiddds these days. kindergarteners wearing hollister, 4th graders having sex. what has the world come to??

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thellamanator 0

classic example of bad parenting. i would have yelled it right back at the parent, and the kid. haha

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shortyshort 0

who does that and how old was this chick like 5 holy crap her parents muss cusslike a maniac like it was their first words or something

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biskitbukit 7

She will probably be a **** by the time she hits high school.

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Malik_fml 0

Oh my God that was brilliant. Easily an art style more suitable to FMLs than the last one.

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noimrush 0

I cannot believe the kids these days.

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