This is war!

By Help - 26/07/2026 00:00 - United States

Today, it's been a few weeks since I deterred a would-be mugger with judicious use of a stun gun. Now he and his criminal friends are stalking me and swearing revenge. I can't afford to move and the cops are useless. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wouldn't be a bad idea to get a real gun and learn how to [properly] shoot.

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TomeDr 24

Go to a shooting range that allows you to rent a gun. Get some silhouette targets and make a few nice clusters around the head and chest. Next time those idiots see you, hand one of them to them and say “see what I can do!!”

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mike3775 36

Get something stronger that will inflict a hospital stay, hint the thing I suggest starts with the letter G and ends with N and only has a vowel in between the G and N

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GoogieWithers 23

It could be called a GON. As in if you use it, the other person could be GON.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wouldn't be a bad idea to get a real gun and learn how to [properly] shoot.

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TomeDr 24

Go to a shooting range that allows you to rent a gun. Get some silhouette targets and make a few nice clusters around the head and chest. Next time those idiots see you, hand one of them to them and say “see what I can do!!”

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