Love, Music and Awkward: The simp life - FML

The simp life

By no more mister nice guy - 21/07/2026 22:00 - United States

Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML

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DLBL 21

Tuesday 21 July 2026 23:01

Please don't give her a ride home. Leave a little early, and let Muscly Rich Douche Boy drive her home. ****.

SAgirl 21

Tuesday 21 July 2026 23:19

Sounds like you are her wallet, time to dump the moneysink and find a real woman.

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DLBL 21

Tuesday 21 July 2026 23:01

Please don't give her a ride home. Leave a little early, and let Muscly Rich Douche Boy drive her home. ****.

SAgirl 21

Tuesday 21 July 2026 23:19

Sounds like you are her wallet, time to dump the moneysink and find a real woman.

Hangryko 31

Wednesday 22 July 2026 5:57

Are you two actually going out? You didn't make that clear. Nevertheless, if you went as friends, it was still rude of her to run out on you.

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