The Return of the Mullet

faux ma - - United States - Winter Park

Today, I told the hairdresser that my kid had cut my hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML
8 351
33 285
Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

YdoIhaveAchode 4

Oh the irony...

48 3
emeraldisle 30

I hope you hide the scissors the next time you get drunk.

45 4

badactor009 0

Don't have kids. Nobody deserves someone like you as a parent.

1 1
thewickedwitch 6

Ha! hide the scissors when you're on xannex too.. had a similar incident. : )

0 0
thetuba 8

Why not just say your nephew or niece did it?

1 0
lolufatfuck 2

lol fatass. u drinkin so that u can imagen all ur fat rolls a way haha wow wut a fatty

0 0
lolufatfuck 2

lol fatass. u drinkin so that u can imagen all ur fat rolls a way haha wow wut a fatty

0 0
lolufatfuck 2

lol fatass. u drinkin so that u can imagen all ur fat rolls a way haha wow wut a fatty

0 0