Kids, Awkward and Love: Surprise visitor

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By walker - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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You deserved it 4 998

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By Charlie - 05/05/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 525

You deserved it 4 914

By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 487

You deserved it 18 549

By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

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You deserved it 1 852

By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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You deserved it 6 945

By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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You deserved it 5 361

What the…?

By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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You deserved it 8 325

Daddy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy." Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 427

You deserved it 5 070

By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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You deserved it 3 279

Daddy's girl

By Anonymous - 24/11/2021 23:01

Today, my girlfriend introduced me to her family. She’s always called her dad “Daddy” when talking about him, which is fine, but when we went to their house she kissed him on the mouth as a greeting, and at one point was sat on his lap, almost falling asleep. She’s 25. This can't be a good sign. FML

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You deserved it 230

Stacy's Mom

By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out that one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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You deserved it 261

cottoncandymango 17

Saturday 6 July 2013 12:44

Well, are you or are you not the father?

chanellgymnast 17

Saturday 6 July 2013 12:49

What a peculiar relationship the two of you have... Is honesty outlawed here or are we missing a huge chunk of this FML?

Comments

lienaa 3

Saturday 6 July 2013 19:23

don't be a menace!

bignut24 13

Saturday 6 July 2013 19:33

Run. Run while you can.

hailee_windmill 8

Saturday 6 July 2013 19:46

Are you?

byron17 26

Saturday 6 July 2013 20:34

Can you do maths??? 9 months pregnancy, 3 months with the girlfriend.... -.-

emmydafox 16

Saturday 6 July 2013 20:17

Are you going to be a father figure while in your relationship?

theboy13 13

Saturday 6 July 2013 20:57

Don't feel bad, I had the same thing once.:(

onorexveritas 23

Saturday 6 July 2013 21:20

hmm....

0_FYL_0 17

Saturday 6 July 2013 21:47

She didn't happen to be wearing a gas mask, by any chance?

ShakeDisPlace 10

Saturday 6 July 2013 22:20

We need Jerry Springer in the building please!

blackvyper 8

Saturday 6 July 2013 23:11

Excuse yourself by saying you left your phone in the car... then you drive away from there like a formula 1 racer!

shy9irl1993 4

Sunday 7 July 2013 2:49

Aww... What did u say to her?

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Today, I completed driving school. After 30 hours of classwork, 6 hours of driving lessons, and a very tough driving test, I passed and can now get a 15% safe driver insurance discount. My friend just told me he only had to watch a 15 minute video to get the same discount. FML

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Today, I learned the hard way that my parents leave the baby monitor in my room when my boyfriend stays over. FML

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Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML

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