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Served cold

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML

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You deserved it 4 910

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Same thing different taste

By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 004

You deserved it 3 866

By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 134

You deserved it 4 861

By tastetherainbow - 07/07/2013 10:55 - United States - Katy

Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 851

Teenagers…

By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 891

You deserved it 174

Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 904

You deserved it 212

By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 00:06 - United States - Marysville

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 865

You deserved it 3 857

Red flag

By kappu - 07/05/2018 01:30

Today, I got home to find my house trashed, my TV, PlayStation, and laptop smashed, all my clothes burning in the backyard, and all my food gone. Turns out my girlfriend did this after going through my phone and finding a contact named "Kristi". Kristi is my sister. FML

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You deserved it 481

The betrayal

By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 253

You deserved it 4 781

Roommates from hell

By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 888

You deserved it 4 120

Patsy

By Anonymous - 28/04/2022 12:00

Today, my brother ran in, handed me a spatula, and told me to stand still. Barely a second later, our sister came tearing in the house with a fresh, raised welt on her ass cheek in the shape of said spatula, saw me holding said spatula, and kicked my ass up and down the house until I escaped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 989

You deserved it 180

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Top comments

Twunt 14

Friday 18 December 2009 23:43

Hopefully you live in a hot dog bun.

Fop 6

Friday 18 December 2009 23:36

What an extremely childish sister. Your parents need to teach her to handle things in a mature manner.

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r_max 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 4:08

Get back at her. Take a dump right in the middle of her room.

BritishHobo 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 5:41

Ugh! I HATE ketchup. But not just like, I don't like to eat it. Seeing it makes me sick. Even thinking of it now, I'm almost puking. I'm like one of those people off the Maury show who go mental when one of the crewmembers brings in a tray of pickles. Seriously, I'm trying really hard not to throw up right now. If someone did this prank to me, I don't think I could go into my room until somebody else cleaned it up. But getting back to you...

krnmafia92 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 17:27

That either means you're crazy or you have ketchup trauma. Either way, you're not normal. Freak

bittersweet1 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 20:58

omg I think Were twins I hate ketchup as much as you. I thought I was the only one. now im only a little crazy

phantomdonut 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 5:58

Oh, that sucks. I know the feeling... sort of. The last time my sister and I had a fight, she knocked me off my feet and covered ME with ketchup. Perhaps we're related.

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:02

What if you pissed her off at the wrong time of the month? You didn't taste it did you? Did you?

perdix 29

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:31

Wow, that Weinermobile is sure getting around these days!

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 11:36

LMAO

Fishcanfly 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:33

"you deserved it"

popatia 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:51

ugh my sister used to cover my bedroom in flour and blam it on me so my parents yelled and hit me bc there was no way the little angel could have done it

grrrarrrg2 2

Saturday 19 December 2009 7:32

FML? more like MLIH MY LIFE IS HILARIOUS!

EveryDayJackAss 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 8:13

Why ketchup? o_O mayo is the way to go!!!!

sorry4u 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 8:24

would have been worse if you were alergic, you should cover everything in her room with chewed french fries.

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