Rope Swing Fail By FML Videos - 30/10/2018 00:30 Cannonball! I agree, your life sucks 171 You deserved it 249 Share Tweet Share
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 110 You deserved it 270
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 484 You deserved it 47
Today, I spotted an elderly man trying to use the ladder at work. Knowing customers aren't supposed to use these, I went over and helped. Not only did I fall from the ladder, but I landed on the old man's foot, breaking my elbow and fracturing his toe. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 790 You deserved it 3 199
Today, my mom nagged us to biblical levels to prepare and repent for "The Big One", which is a magnitude 10 earthquake that will happen anytime today until June 10, 3:16am. She claims it was predicted by a Holy Force sent by God himself. Who? Some idiot TicToker who asks Alexa future predictions, mainly disasters. FML I agree, your life sucks 380 You deserved it 72
Today, I was on the couch watching Dr. Phil. My cat walked in, took one look at the screen, and immediately backed up into the coffee table in front of me and sprayed with all of his might. Not only was the table hit, but so was I. I guess he’s not a huge fan of Dr. Phil. FML I agree, your life sucks 721 You deserved it 320
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML I agree, your life sucks 54 371 You deserved it 11 278
I can see that you did not pay attention in physics class.