Rope Swing Fail By FML Videos - 30/10/2018 00:30 Cannonball! I agree, your life sucks 172 You deserved it 250 Share Tweet Share
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 821 You deserved it 8 925
Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 583 You deserved it 45 016
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML I agree, your life sucks 33 682 You deserved it 4 447
Today, I brought a guy home for the first time in a while. Everything was going great, and we ended up breaking my bed. To clarify: we didn't have sex, we just broke my bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 770 You deserved it 461
Today, my idiot husband got drunk in the middle of the day and decided to dress our 7-year-old like Rufio from the movie Hook. I wouldn’t have even been mad if he’d done a decent job. Instead, he did a botched bleach and dye job in our boy’s hair that makes him look like a skunk on acid. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 497 You deserved it 285
Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 222 You deserved it 240
I can see that you did not pay attention in physics class.