Intimacy: Romance ain't dead

Romance ain't dead

By rawr101 - 02/10/2010 06:25 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my ex, "I miss you." I was happy to hear this, so I replied, "Really?" I got in return, "Not really, I'm just really horny and thinking of you." FML

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By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 17:15 - Nepal

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By mpetitto - 15/08/2016 00:44 - United States - Fairmont

Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML

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By Oops54321 - 28/09/2009 07:12 - France

Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML

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Lonely, so lonely…

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 02:00

Today, to get my mind off being single, I texted some friends. The first one was going out tonight to work things out with her ex, the second told me about his amazing new girlfriend, and the third replied an hour later with, "Sorry, I was having sex when you texted me." FML

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By yeah... - 22/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

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By peacexout108 - 08/11/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML

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By Mr. Hopeless - 13/02/2009 21:59 - United States

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

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By princess - 17/03/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

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Gfrigo 1

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:04

well guys have needs...

Smyth 3

Saturday 2 October 2010 16:05

Oh come on. It's not like you're NEVER in the mood. he was just being honest.

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princess_shel 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 8:19

sounds like my ex-__- it's just because he can find any one better!

SpicyDuck 22

Sunday 3 October 2010 9:26

Well..It's the thought that counts right?

DNMendez95 3

Sunday 3 October 2010 11:50

charming

KiDtastrophy28 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 14:42

at least he's honest xD

far_east 6

Monday 4 October 2010 18:54

being honest or heavy sarcasm.. you decide OP

rairai 13

Tuesday 5 October 2010 13:10

thats what you get for not telling him the same, he wasn't sure how you felt about him and got on the defence

amsterdamtwist 0

Monday 11 October 2010 9:42

i know how you feel. my ex did that to me as well. he cheated on me with another girl and during the span of their relationship we were having cyber sex. now, he is with the girl he cheated on the girl he cheated on me. and he still messages me from time to time to give him favors. i felt guilt since her new girl is the bestfriend of my friend. I stopped myself and tried to learn from the experience. I hope you learn as well. It aint that fun after all in the long run.