Awkward and Work: Password issues

Password issues

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

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This ain't it chief

By JemapelleStupid - 27/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML

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The golden child

By Anonymous - 27/08/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to use my mum's laptop so she told me the password was just my sister's name. I hit a wrong key and misspelled it, so the incorrect password prompt came on screen. The prompt was: "Favourite child?" FML

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Slacking or what?

By BarneyR - 09/09/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to log into my email at work. Frustrated, I reset my password. As soon as I finished, IT called to remind me that the reason I couldn’t log in was because I was typing my Netflix password the entire time. FML

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Unintentional insult

By Anonymous - 25/08/2024 09:00 - Slovenia

Today, I work at an IT company where we hand out laptops to our users, which we also equip with passwords. I used bird names from my language for the passwords. Turns out one of the passwords was a derogatory word for a woman who is very sexually active, because it's spelled the same as a type of bird here. FML

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EVERYTHING COMPUTER

By Anonymous - 02/08/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I spent several minutes trying to log into my email, only to realize I was typing my work password instead of my personal one. After three failed attempts, my account locked me out for 24 hours. Now I can’t check my emails or reset the password because they need me to check my email. FML

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Never forget

By expassword - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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You have been warned

By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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Memory hole

By Anonymous - 17/07/2025 22:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I spent an hour trying to log into my work email. I apparently kept typing the wrong password and eventually got locked out for 24 hours. My boss texted me five minutes later asking why I wasn’t responding to his emails. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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jSOPURE 3

Friday 27 March 2009 22:39

What about vagina456? :)

haro_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:34

well, its fairly easy to remember at least...

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krunkrooster 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:32

first ps. hehe ****, i bet they had a giggle over that one

bonnieandclyde44 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 1:36

hahhahahhaha

melissamoshh 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:14

hahaha time for a new password :)

purplebluetattoo 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 12:17

Great password :)

PaigeySlade 7

Saturday 21 January 2012 1:08

Shut up

haro_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:34

well, its fairly easy to remember at least...

RyeBreadBoy 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:35

hopefully they were male business associates. then they would probably find it amusing.

dickinabox 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:37

Lmao best password ever. Not very secure, very easy to break, but hilarious. Best regards, S

Safko 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:37

why tits123 anyway? :3

hwkfan1 10

Monday 5 April 2010 8:50

how bouts tits12340-/

ikilledaman 9

Friday 2 August 2013 19:42

Three **** are better then two, right? or maybe not, that might be weird

jSOPURE 3

Friday 27 March 2009 22:39

What about vagina456? :)

KiwiBlu 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:39

Oh, wow. LMAO, though.

may_cause_fail 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:44

That's an unsafe password. :[ Hilarious though.

ChrisFrancia 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:49

lol @ #7 most female employees use penis789

randii3660 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 23:30

Hey ;D

Ron_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:50

whats your username: BigPenis456

Pimpshine99 0

Monday 26 April 2010 4:52

^ win

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