Try investing in a trash can with a lid. That or a girlfriend.

Dude.. If you're old enough to **********... And old enough to post on the Internet.. And old enough to have kids to make your mom proud... You're old enough to pick up your own mess!!

If you don't want to clean up, swallow the evidence :)

1. That's ******* gross, you must live like a pig OP. 2. If you are old enough to type this FML, you are old enough to clean up after yourself. 3. At least your mom was chill about it, I'd have put chili powder in your lotion bottle. Grow up and YDI

If your old enough that she's thinking of grandchildren you deserve it for still living at home and having your mum clean up after you.

I like how it says she "examined" the tissues. Why was she looking at them so closely instead of quickly throwing them away

YDI for not learning how to use a garbage can AND letting your mother clean that junk up. What is wrong with you? Gross.

She knows......

ew, why would you let your mom touch that stuff?

clean up stupid.