Once you pop…

By Anonymous - 20/11/2009 21:27 - United States

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Today, I was enjoying the benefits of marriage with my new husband. We were changing positions when my joints started crackling and popping like my mother's did when I was a kid. My husband stopped, concerned about my possible pain... I'm 20 years-old and pop like an arthritic 50 year-old. FML
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TheOtherNewest1 6

Wait, how do you know your mother's joints cracked when she was having sex?

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FerrariCake 2

She only mentioned the "benefits of marriage" in her post because she was too proper and embarassed to say "my husband was riding me like a drunk redneck on a mechanical bull".

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Pooks7 12

I feel ya, I have the EXACT same problem. I'm 20 too

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pheonixfire13 17

So I'm thirteen and mine pop too you just have loose joints

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RebbeAsh 10

Atleast your husband was willing to stop. wayy too many fmls consist of overly sex addicted husbands on here

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kelsreas 2

OMG! Iam the same, so glad i am not the only one... take magnesium tabs, it will help you joints..

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IHaveThePower 16

You might want to ask your doctor about Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. It's a genetic deformation of collagen--it means your joints pop and dislocate a lot. Be VERY careful during sex to stay on a bed, in a comfortable position! The hormones involved can relax your muscles, which lets your joints slide out.

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