Awkward, My ex Love My new BFF - FML

My new BFF

max - - United States

Today, my wife got a new best friend. It's my ex-wife. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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danilynn6308 14

Friday 24 October 2014 8:38

Well I think we know who they're going to be talking about..

Exhayle 20

Friday 24 October 2014 8:38

Damn.

xxWTFxx1981 23

Wednesday 29 June 2022 3:43

Just get out now... no possible way this ends well...

Sonotsuave 35

Thursday 22 December 2022 5:54

I feel like this needs more context. Does your ex wife need to be around for some reason, like shared custody of kids, or…? Did she make a new best friend and it so happened to be your ex wife without her knowing? Like what’s the scenario lol

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Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML

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Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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Today, yet again, we have a fridge full of food, but my wife asked if we can order pizza in front of the kids, who all started jumping in excitement yelling, "PIZZA!" Now I can either say no and deal with pouting and tantrums, or waste money on crappy pizza. FML

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Today, my dad got mad at me for not believing him when he kept repeating that our dear leader was appointing Judge Judy to the government. I then found out he wasn't far off, so I don't know which is worse, that he was technically correct about some TV judge, or that the actual "judge" is even worse. FML

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Today, my husband was arrested because a fox, fleeing from about a billion dogs and rich twats on horses, jumped through our car window, and cowered between my legs. He got out of the car, waded through the dogs, and pulled one of the twats off his horse into a puddle, ruining his red coat. FML

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Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML

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