MY EARS! MY EARS!
ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney
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idontwanttoknow - 16/06/2013 11:37 - United States
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skipper - 12/02/2009 17:25 - United States
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anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin
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Post-it time
Anonymous - 21/01/2023 18:00
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SleepyKirsty - 09/06/2009 13:36 - United Kingdom
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Handjob
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- 03/01/2009 16:48 - France
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I CAN HEAR YOU
Anonymous - 21/11/2020 14:02 - United States - Pittsburgh
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Revenge is sweet
Anonymous - 09/06/2015 20:52 - Ireland
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awkward O_o - 24/04/2013 21:15 - United States - Saint Paul
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DarkJediLove
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He is just practicing that whole love thy self before loving others thing.
Run bro, run...
klovemachine
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U horny bro? :D
Throw water on his ass and tell him NO
TheDrifter
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Cheer him on. Get freaky with your suggestions and either he will learn to be quiet, or you will have a hit YouTube clip next time he does it.
I seriously hope to post it on YouTube isn't a real suggestion.
His penis is a millipede singing to Charlie the unicorn.
Ew.
I am sorry but before you tell us he is talking to himself you are going to have to bust in on him and make sure it's not blue tooth
He's on the phone while masturbating?
phone sex.
klovemachine
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Phone sex is awesome. Phone ************ is, um, kind of awesome!?! :O
Today my flat mate burst into my room while I was having phone sex with my GF because someone on FML told him to.
He's some kind of freak , you better run quick.
He was talking to his hand puppet and she likes it a lot!!!
His captain Picard sock puppet no less. "Make it so #1!"
Warp speed nine. Engage!
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Well at least he's not saying, "You like that? HUH? DO YA?" "NO! Please stop! AAAAHHHH!" That would be awkward.
You live with Golem???