Work, Moving home, Awkward and Love: Moving day - FML

Moving day

By dantheman - 24/07/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 03:16 - United States

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2026 15:00

Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2019 02:01

Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML

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By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML

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By Mnm54312 - 04/07/2016 07:19 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML

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You deserved it 943

By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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You deserved it 3 505

By ashdk - 28/01/2011 09:12

Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML

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By DormHater - 23/08/2010 23:09 - United States

Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML

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Top comments

Seti_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:25

couldn't you turn down the job and just explain the situation to your boss?

cutebebe778 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:32

Ps- I accidentally spelled 'fiancée' wrong. Grammar Nazis be gone.

Comments

danillavanilla 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 5:45

grow some balls and tell her no!

rachilio 26

Saturday 31 December 2011 15:27

Why didn't u throw her out. It was obviously UOUR house!

29dear 16

Tuesday 21 May 2013 18:18

extra motivation to get the job done quickly!

thebomb553 5

Friday 26 July 2013 2:44

Now that sucks

MKYVapors 3

Sunday 17 May 2015 5:33

I'm just wondering why if it was your house you didn't kick the bitch to the curb and stay in your own house

MrZed_fml 11

Sunday 24 July 2016 9:12

Your house? Kick her out

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