Animals, Health, Dogs and Ironic: Man's best friend - FML

Man's best friend

By Anonymous - 20/07/2026 15:00 - United Kingdom - Woking

Today, I have a dog I got to help motivate me to keep active and prevent the worsening of my chronic pain and limited mobility. My dog just got diagnosed with chronic pain and limited mobility. Misery likes company, I guess. FML

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SAgirl 20

Monday 20 July 2026 15:04

Aww shame poor thing. Use this as an opportunity for you both to be healthier. You are both going through this together.

Yudith 25

Monday 20 July 2026 18:09

And your dog will respect your rythm instead of wearing you out and dragging you all over the place.

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SAgirl 20

Monday 20 July 2026 15:04

Aww shame poor thing. Use this as an opportunity for you both to be healthier. You are both going through this together.

Yudith 25

Monday 20 July 2026 18:09

And your dog will respect your rythm instead of wearing you out and dragging you all over the place.

DLBL 21

Monday 20 July 2026 22:21

That's awful. I'm sure you got a veterinarian's advice to manage your poor dog's suffering, as well and a doc of your own. They can always do SOMETHING, even if it helps just a little.

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