Transportation: I don't like school

I don't like school

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 05:44 - Australia

Today, I was driving my child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:22 - Canada - Langley

Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML

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By ishouldhidethekeys - 04/11/2009 08:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my dad brought home a used hunk of junk from someone he knew. It was covered in rust and dents, and the engine was making weird noises. Thinking he was being generous, he said to me, "When you get your license, you'll be driving it!" It then died with a loud bang and black smoke from under the hood. FML

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By Sad man - 20/06/2025 17:00 - United States

Today, I woke up and saw my new car was gone and my son seemed very shifty. When I questioned him with the cops, he admitted to taking it for a joyride and "leaving it" behind a derelict mall. We drove over. It was wrapped around a light post, completely destroyed. FML

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By ThanksForTheWarningDad - 22/07/2016 11:09 - United States - Wood River

Today, my dad didn't mention he had just aired up the tire on my van and that it might have a hole in it. It wasn't flat when I left the house but it sure as hell was when it exploded, not even a mile down the road. FML

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By Rian - 12/08/2023 14:00

Today, I climbed into my junky old car and was pleasantly surprised that the AC came on. I patted the dash and said, "Thanks, buddy." Ten minutes later, as I was tearing down the highway, the engine threw a rod. FML

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By cartrouble - 25/11/2010 03:52 - United States

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

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By tallvet - 22/03/2018 19:00

Today, I told my wife to not drive our car as it has a steering problem and is starting to shake. I got home from work to see it had a flat tire, and asked her if she went anywhere. She'd thought I was exaggerating and went out for coffee. I've been a mechanic for 7 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2016 09:46 - United States - Oakland

Today, I found out the real reason my dad bought a new car and generously gave me his old one. He knew the engine was about to fail and didn't want it to be his problem when it finally did. It blew out while I was driving at high speed on the motorway. Just my luck. FML

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paka_95 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 12:18

when I was a kid , I was washing our car and i put the hose up the exhaust pipe lol.

smartass101 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 12:11

ugh, kids...

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Misanthropist 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 20:51

You deserve it for having a kid, end of story.

blastvortex 3

Sunday 1 November 2009 21:11

Kids - when you've got 'em, you've got to deal with 'em. I wonder how funny your son thought it was when you grounded him for the rest of the year... and when you told him not only that Santa wasn't real, but that he won't be getting any presents (other than maybe a lump of coal) this year; hell, he already "spent" his present on the prank repairs.

blerypenguins 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 21:29

That kid needs a beating.

dana212121 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 21:51

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noshitsherlock 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 22:38

Wow. Your life is ****** because your child is a demonic asshole. I'd sell him to pedos in Thailand and buy a new hot car

noshitsherlock 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 23:05

Seriously though, what is with all the little demon children on here? There's the hairspray+fire place little shit, another one recently.. My siblings and I NEVER pulled stupid shit when we were little. I guess we're just genetically superior :-D