Half beard

By ihatemylife - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Naperville

Today, at 24, I still can't grow a single bit of facial hair. Well, at least not on the right side of my face. FML
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Barhinder 9

On the bright side, shaving only takes you half the time.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Don't worry. One day you'll be all right.

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VScpu 3

You can be Two Face but with facial hair

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skyeyez9 24

What is your ethnicity? I know some africans (true native africans, not blacks who live in the US) and native americans do not grow facial hair.

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Chloewantin 1

Well not sure if it's alright for you. I've heard it works if you use ginger rubber on the area where you wanna grow hair. One my friend tried on his chest, works pretty well. Good luck.

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ElianaIsabella 3

Just use the excuse you are a hipster. This hairstyle expresses my inner turmoil, it's inspired by something you've probably never seen before.

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Satoaoi 13

some people like hairless men. especially Gay men

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dan_in_wi 12

if you grow it out your head hang to one side, that will take away from the attention towards your facial hair...

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itis409 14

I would rather not have to shave half my face than have the ability to grow a full beard. Consider yourself lucky.

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KiddNYC1O 20

You really need to shave, though.

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DanielleinDC 33

That is the strangest thing I heard. But it does cut down on shaving time.

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