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By Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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You deserved it 4 903

By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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By viperplay53 - 12/08/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML

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You deserved it 2 596

Handle with care

By Anonymous - 05/01/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML

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You deserved it 454

Stop!

By Max - 30/01/2017 12:00 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML

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You deserved it 665

By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2018 12:00

Today, a guy asked for hot fries at the drive thru. After receiving the fries, he threw them at the drive thru window, complained that they were too hot, and asked for the manager for burning his mouth. I am the manager. FML

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You deserved it 156

By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 25 086

By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 16:26 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

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You deserved it 3 035

You're so cool

By TacoFail - 02/01/2010 04:46 - United States

Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. In a moment of insanity, I threw the receipt at the cashier and yelled, "WOOHOO!" I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML

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elephantom12 9

Friday 18 November 2011 19:44

U got professionally trolled. Be honored.

tylersign 11

Friday 18 November 2011 19:48

He's gonna change his clothes and come back to order a chocolate one.

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snookilolo 0

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:31

Haha...Reminds me of Tosh.0. Oh Daniel Tosh.

merdlizer 1

Sunday 20 November 2011 19:24

Have you never heard of a fire in the hole?

frankesmalls 1

Sunday 20 November 2011 20:56

Did he video it?

XbOxLoRd 3

Sunday 20 November 2011 23:03

Haha atleast he warned u, fire in the hole

jroxursox1 10

Sunday 20 November 2011 23:07

Haha I would've been so mad yet laughing my butt off all at the same time!! XD

AD76 1

Monday 21 November 2011 0:20

What a jackass!

lilemmy55 10

Monday 21 November 2011 3:21

You just gave soo many people this idea .-.

Awesomehobo44 3

Monday 21 November 2011 4:45

And he's a gentleman? I thought that meant "kind"

tc34 1

Monday 21 November 2011 5:09

Hahahahahahahahashahahahahahahahaha

impissedgoawayy 0

Monday 21 November 2011 10:27

Why would anyone pick "you deserved it" ... How is that so ?

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