Intimacy: Fond memory

Fond memory

By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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You deserved it 9 984

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Same thing different taste

By porn daddy - 21/06/2017 00:00

Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML

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You deserved it 449

Cool story, tell it again

By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 478

You deserved it 12 430

Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 067

You deserved it 213

Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 245

You deserved it 211

Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 093

You deserved it 2 440

Home movies

By Ex-girlfried - 06/09/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

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You deserved it 69 022

He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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You deserved it 154

By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 398

You deserved it 5 186

Not now!

By XxDiabolikalXx - 24/08/2010 07:30 - France

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 863

You deserved it 4 342

By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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You deserved it 1 335

Focnr 0

Monday 25 July 2011 16:07

Why exactly were you watching **** with your 'friend' ?

SmileEveryone 12

Monday 25 July 2011 16:17

my ex boyfriend used to watch **** all the time with his friend... they're together now.

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I_Told_YouSo 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:07

Watching **** with your friend is normal but sticking thing in places where it doesn't belong is not normal.

Shitz_and_giggle 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:32

hahahah i would be proud of that shit right there!

jhfireboy 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:51

Fathers do have a habit of picking the worst stories :-)

dabom392 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:19

was it with a boy or girl?

logslayer 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 3:41

it's well, not good.

youshitme 9

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:13

Thank goodness someone else on here knows how to speak properly

howdmynosego 12

Tuesday 26 July 2011 10:19

hahaha

funkeyman123 2

Tuesday 26 July 2011 14:13

GOING WELL. GRAMMER, please.

cufaoil 11

Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:24

grammar, even?

saints2272 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:06

go f*ck urself.

saidawhiting 14

Thursday 28 July 2011 4:28

* GRAMMAR, please.

rachybabe 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:32

that's kinda gay sounding

irritatedone 5

Wednesday 27 July 2011 3:54

dude that's hot!

saints2272 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:15

Chris is a fag

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Today, I was walking through school when I noticed an advertisement for school picture retakes. It read, "Bad hair day?" Underneath was my picture. That's my normal hair. FML

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Today, I realised that the steamy photos that I took with my ex a few months ago had not been erased from his father's camera. FML

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Today, I went to get my spray tan before my semi-formal. After I applied lotion to the bottom of my feet as instructed, I went in the booth and began to start the tanning session. I lost my balance and fell right as the machine began to spray. I look like a spotted cheetah. FML

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Today, I was having an emotional breakdown. I'm unhappy a lot and don't know why. It's very confusing. My dad yelled at me, telling me, "You have no right to be sad!" I'm even more confused now. Help. FML

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You deserved it 197

Today, I tried to sneak home from work 15 minutes early. I kept Teams open on my phone to remain “active”, but in doing so, accidentally group-video-called my whole team while walking out at 4:45pm. FML

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You deserved it 679

Today, in the spirit of being helpful, I accidentally convinced the girl I'm secretly in love with to stay with her boyfriend. FML

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Same thing different taste

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