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FML's Showdown #15

By Louis - 28/06/2017 21:00

Choose your fave, watch them go!

I agree, your life sucks 419

You deserved it 165

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secretmisery05 25

Thursday 29 June 2017 5:22

I vote for Nathan. Don't get why he had to stop in the middle. Major facepalm ?

MissingLlnk 6

Friday 30 June 2017 0:44

Jake all the way!

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secretmisery05 25

Thursday 29 June 2017 5:22

I vote for Nathan. Don't get why he had to stop in the middle. Major facepalm ?

MissingLlnk 6

Friday 30 June 2017 0:44

Jake all the way!

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Today, I had to inform a patient that she has an STD. She reacted by kicking me in the nuts. FML

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You deserved it 4 807

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 711

You deserved it 5 031

Today, my dad asked me to unpack the groceries he'd brought home. When he saw me come across a bottle of lube, then he told me how my mom had hit menopause and, as a result, her vaginal dryness made sex harder for the two of them. FML

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You deserved it 3 847

Today, I called a potential employer. I left a message asking him to return my call. When he did, my drunk friend answered my phone with, "I make a sexy-time with my mother in-law." I called him back twice immediately to explain. No answer. That was my last hope for a decent job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 277

You deserved it 8 934

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met at a speed dating event. He recommended the lamb shank, which I ordered without looking at the menu. When the waiter took my order, my date said, "wait, the lamb is $27, why don't you get the chicken". He then ordered the lamb for himself. FML

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You deserved it 3 822