Parenting and Kids: Favoritism

Favoritism

By Damnlife123 - 21/04/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I was playing and laughing with my new baby boy. He was giggling, and it was adorable. Out of nowhere, I said, "You're my favorite!" Now I'm sitting here, talking to my two other children about how what I said earlier I didn't mean personally. They never want to talk to me again. FML

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By Shellz - 09/11/2024 22:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my mom sent me a text that said "You're my favorite!" and I got all emotional. Then I realized she'd accidentally sent it to our family group chat. My siblings were furious, and she tried to backtrack by calling all of us her "favorites." FML

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For no one

By NotEvenInTheRunning - 24/03/2023 01:00 - Ireland

Today, in front of all my family, my grandmother said it was so funny how my brother was my mother’s favorite, while my sister was my father’s favorite. When I asked whose favorite I was, there was silence. From everyone. Including my parents. Guess I know where I’m not wanted now. FML

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Ungrateful

By Anonymous - 12/10/2020 14:08

Today, my three-year-old told me he hates me cause I’m mean because I wouldn’t give him another cupcake. Now he is calling his grandma his new mommy. FML

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By dinapar - 14/07/2009 14:02 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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No refunds

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my 4 year-old was so excited to be a big sister, hugging my belly every chance she got, counting down the days till the due date, my son was born this morning. She took one look at him and declared, “I don’t like him, leave him here, do we have to keep him?” then started crying. FML

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By amiliaroberts123 - 15/10/2012 00:45 - United States - Raphine

Today, I was babysitting, and we were playing a game. Because he was little, I let him win all the games. He then turned to me and said, "You're really bad at this." I got very defensive and won the next game, and was actually proud that I beat a 3-year-old. FML

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Little angel

By Mamaof2 - 11/01/2025 06:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was having dinner with my husband and two toddlers. My two year-old son was being incredibly cute and independently drinking water out of an open cup. I commented on how much I loved him. Two seconds later, he threw said cup with water at my head and started laughing. FML

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Wham!

By Omar Khalaf - 28/09/2017 01:30

Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML

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tomilalala 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:11

Hahaha You should, as a parent, know that you're never allowed to say that sentence, dear

xxwilkywayxx 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:03

Today, I was hanging out with my mother, older brother, and my newborn baby brother. I had been feeling upset and depressed about the new baby because I felt I would be overshadowed by him and I would get no attention. My mother assured me this would not happen and I accepted it. Then she told my baby brother that he was "her favorite." My depression just increased two-fold. FML.

Comments

lazorzpewpew 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:53

#159, would you like a chill pill? There is therapy for that, you know... Btw, children are dumb - gotta be careful around their fragily psyche! hehe

gizmo_987 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 9:52

YDI, that's all there is to it. Just like #159 said, the only ones that understood it were the two others...

FlatBaby 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:16

Thats the worst thing a parent can say.. I mean it.. Children get very jealous and sad when they are put as somewhere else than nr. 1.. Its like when wife & husband cheat.. It hurts kids really much

MiaFleur 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 18:45

You need to get some parenting manuals and a brain. Start saving for their therapy now 'cause they're going to need it.

pianodoctor 0

Friday 15 May 2009 2:05

Wow so now not only were you two other children probably naturally jealous of all the attention the baby was getting, now they have to deal with the fact that mommy hates them. You're a dumbass and your kids will grow up to think you a bad mother.

HexagonsSuck 0

Monday 25 May 2009 19:02

Screw the other two kids, the baby is your favorite.

PredyJessica 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 8:28

you was a kid once too..how could u not know GTFO!

enn 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 5:59

Wy is a woman who is playing with her baby and spending time with her other two kids getting more flak that people who wirte about getting caught cheating on their spouses? Sure, while playing with a new, giggling, adorable, can't-talk-back-yet baby, that kid is your favourite AT THAT MOMENT. Of course, ideally, one does not mention this in front of the others but it's not exactly worth a call to the Children's Aid Society.