Culture wars By j1hill33 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 647 You deserved it 2 441 Share Tweet Share
Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 453 You deserved it 4 335
Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 044 You deserved it 15 948
Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 615 You deserved it 3 105
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 749 You deserved it 2 982
Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML I agree, your life sucks 60 749 You deserved it 4 492
Today, I went for a "relaxing" walk on a local trail. I got chased by an angry goose halfway back to my car. Apparently, it didn’t appreciate my "peaceful" attempt to take a selfie with it. FML I agree, your life sucks 97 You deserved it 959
Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.
Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.