Creepypasta

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 06:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good… you left a nipple." and slowly licked it off. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37

That is absolutely disturbing, there are some creepy people out there...

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bubble_burst 16

you could've said oh your mother works at dairy queen?

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gc327072 30

Nah, that only happens when he's drunk, in which case he has the moves like Jäger.

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Grauncho 27

I hope you changed your panties after.

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skyeyez9 24

Did he remain eye contact with you while licking the "nipple?"

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amifaiyaz 12

I think that's kind of awesome rather than creepy, he was probably just messing with you.

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Enslaved 36

Great! Now that's exactly what I'm going to think every time my coffee has that happen. :P

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buddy51 23

You should have yelled "STOP LICKING YOUR NIPPLE, you pervert!!!!" as loudly as possible!

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JanisEvans 10

Since I can't find anything weird or creepy about this, I'm going to assume the FML part is that you work at Starbucks...

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journeytotheend 16

Why is this a FML? That's kinda funny! Just laugh and move on

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TheChipster91 5

That's hilarious! I wish I could have witnessed the reactions. In fact, I would have loved to have been there to react to it. lol

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