Creepy

By skid kid - 10/03/2012 02:09 - Canada

Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Yeah, I'd probably start carrying around a mace. And a bat. And a gun. .... and a rape whistle.

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downtime 12

Before we all leap into action we must stop and consider...how much would a firearm REALLY know about investing?

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darkmis1 17

YDI just because you have a stack of skid stained underwear in your room. Do some laundry and learn to wipe properly.

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BionicMoose124 1

Or just wipe your ass better haha

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Rocky007 15

Don't waste your money on the mace, you'd just forget where you put it.

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Red_Phoenix 7

Undies is one story. But the fact someone gave you that much detail is kind of scary...

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skater009 0

You leave skid marks.... In your.... Ewwww dude at least try to hold it in

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cybermolly10 7

I read an article in GQ (I think) about girls whose computers got hacked and the hacker could watch them through their webcams. Eventually they had to go to the FBI.

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