Family Dogs Clean up in aisle 3 please

Clean up in aisle 3 please

Anonymous - 02/02/2021 23:01 - Germany

Today, despite my asking her several times, my mom seems incapable of putting dog food in a bowl. She just throws it on the floor, where you step on it, slip on it, the doors get stuck on it and the tiles are now full of greasy dog food crumbs. FML

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Anonymous - 01/09/2025 05:00 - United States - Sutton

Today, and for the last six months, my mom has been feeding my Huskies human food behind my back. It's not only table scraps, it's ridiculous amounts of food. I've asked her to stop but she doesn't respect me, and I know she only does it to get on my nerves. FML

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Tasty!

Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

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iGreen - 09/07/2011 14:34 - Canada

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

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Helpless

Anonymous - 19/02/2021 21:30

Today, I have to cook for her if I don’t want her to live on sweets, remind her to actually eat her food before it goes bad, then clean and put away her dishes. When I ask her to help, she complains that she "can never do it right anyway." My teenage daughter? No, my mom, age 62. FML

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that_culinary_degree_though - 13/05/2014 02:46 - United States - Auburn

Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML

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Anonymous - 14/02/2015 19:02 - United States - Lemont

Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML

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Taking liberties

Bernie - 07/09/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, my live-in mother-in-law gave away the family dog because it’s "one less mouth to feed." Last week, she "accidentally" threw away the mail, thinking it was junk mail. No matter how hard I try to convince my wife to kick her out, she tells me, "But that’s my mother, though." FML

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Anonymous - 25/11/2021 08:01

Today, when I got home from work exhausted and literally ready to fall over, my mom had me carry several heavy bags of dog food for her. Yesterday, it was coals; before that it was horse feed and gas bottles. Before that, I'd just asked her to keep the hard, physical work to the weekends. FML

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Bad doggo

babyboomerang - - United States

Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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Chazzster 29

Tuesday 2 February 2021 23:18

Does mom have a problem reaching a bowl on the floor - Maybe arthritis in her back? If something like that is the issue you might make it your job to feed the dog.

MorganHex 28

Wednesday 3 February 2021 1:02

automatic dog feeder

Chazzster 29

Tuesday 2 February 2021 23:18

Does mom have a problem reaching a bowl on the floor - Maybe arthritis in her back? If something like that is the issue you might make it your job to feed the dog.

MorganHex 28

Wednesday 3 February 2021 1:02

automatic dog feeder

peterblack67 9

Wednesday 3 February 2021 2:52

That is disgusting! Who does that?

Ambrily 27

Wednesday 3 February 2021 20:32

OP's mom, apparently.

xxlk4xx 6

Wednesday 3 February 2021 4:28

invest in a dog food dispenser? especially if she legit has problems bending over.

diraven 15

Wednesday 3 February 2021 5:15

That's how I mop my kitchen floor

coius 23

Thursday 4 February 2021 8:37

I turn my fuzzy cat upside down and mop that way. You know it’s good if the cat clips a corner because it can’t grip to turn when flying through and tries to round a corner.