Transportation, Cars and Relatable: Brain fart

Brain fart

By Username - 09/06/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

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Same thing different taste

By unaware - 19/09/2012 04:14 - United States - Columbus

Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML

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By lunchbox2353 - 30/07/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

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By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 16/07/2025 20:00 - Australia

Today, I spent 10 minutes searching for my phone while on a call. Turns out, I had absentmindedly put it in the freezer while grabbing a snack. It was frozen solid, but at least I found it. FML

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You deserved it 331

By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

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This ol' truck

By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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Losing my mind

By Anonymous - 15/02/2025 06:00 - United States

Today, I checked my jacket pocket for my smartphone, all while still holding my smartphone. FML

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You deserved it 385

By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:51

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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You deserved it 36 793

By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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sambino2012 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:27

been there done that.. lol

Susieee_Q 9

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:27

We all have our moments.

Comments

RockstarRN 10

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:32

Are you blonde? Haha! I've done that before but not for 15 minutes :)

UnknwnClassicGrl 5

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:44

Says the blonde....

AnaBroseki 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:16

^^ lol

krysxkatastrophe 14

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:33

Everyone does that. If not this, it's the sunglasses on the head situation.

FastLikeATree 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:33

Or the pencil behind the ear thing.

cgchamp89 7

Friday 10 June 2011 1:01

Or phone when talking on it.

EvilPotato 14

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:36

how dare anyone thumbs down a comment by Boners.

jess6blondie9 2

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:36

I've done that before too. I think everyone has.

huntermc7 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:36

**facepalm**

Hydronators 1

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:36

Not as bad though as losing your phone and finding it in your pocket...

xo_sweetheart_xo 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:40

lmfao thats so funny, i also have done something similar

Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:41

Cocaines a hell of a drug.

mismonroe 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:26

Best of the best.

pieintheface 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:41

epic facepa

SirWrangler 5

Friday 10 June 2011 1:53

HomeAl0ne 20

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:42

You should have rung me. I would have told you were it was.

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Brain fart

Same thing different taste

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This ol' truck

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