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Ballsy move

By Anonymous - 27/09/2026 22:00 - United States

Today, I found out that the woman who I punched in the face after I caught her on my porch snooping through my mail is pressing charges. FML

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JackWood 20

Sunday 27 September 2026 23:46

You deserve it. You don't get to assault someone because they are in the wrong place. We have 911 and police for a reason.

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