Bad omen

By cutiepatootie - 03/01/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a party when I accidentally knocked my blender off the counter. After taking a half an hour to clean up all the glass, I went upstairs to get the spare blender I keep in the closet. I tripped, and broke the blender. I just applied for a waitressing job. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You have a spare blender? For blending emergencies? That's hardcore.

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If you break blender often enough to know to keep a spare in an upstairs closet, then you need to work on your coordination.

No I'm sorry... That's a YDI from me. Once might be an accident but twice? If your that clumsy I'd recommend looking for employment elsewhere XD...