You played yourself

anon - 25/03/2013 18:31 - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML
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Lillalein 11

Well, at least you were not drunk enough to share that embarrassing story on the inter...oh wait!

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natsaysheyyy 16

Even drunk, I don't see how you could POSSIBLY think that was a good idea.

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keepcalmandbacon 16

Nothing good ever comes of "I got so drunk that..."

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tararochelle 18

Even though I am a girl, from all the stories I've heard about the sensitivity of that area... I don't think anyone I know would be that dumb.. Even wasted. That's just an area you protect !!

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Tatabunny12 9

This is a prime example of how each generations intelligence is flushed down the toilet. The idiots before them forgot to wipe.

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lowshadows 21

think of it as thinning out the gene pool.

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jiraii 9

I really hope you can't procreate anymore

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Iceman226 17

Alcohol, because no good stories have ever started with "I ate a salad then..."

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Ziggy122 15

Unless you use vodka as salad dressing...

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