Miscellaneous: Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's...

By NewTenant - 20/06/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

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By smokin - 26/07/2011 21:22 - United States

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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mcxhunni 0

Monday 20 June 2011 15:49

maybe she thought you might have been referring to your dick... not dumping on yourself...

mxpklx 12

Monday 20 June 2011 15:55

someones socially awkward.

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shagoopi 2

Monday 20 June 2011 20:29

haha how she react to that ?

lauderdale80_fml 0

Monday 20 June 2011 20:35

HAHAHAHAAAAA !!! I can see myself doing that !!!

dawsum1 3

Monday 20 June 2011 20:48

way to go...

NiCKLoVESHaTERS 4

Monday 20 June 2011 21:36

lol cmon dude even the lonely island is smart enough not to say stuff like that

MissFoxyy 0

Monday 20 June 2011 21:48

Hahaha thats cute

lisha88 1

Monday 20 June 2011 21:51

she might decide to see for herself lol

walleneve 2

Monday 20 June 2011 21:52

hahaha great reply!

CookieMargoulis 0

Monday 20 June 2011 21:56

this is actually quite funny..

nobrasgirl 3

Monday 20 June 2011 22:03

bahahaha that sucks

TobyFunke 3

Monday 20 June 2011 22:12

haha that is funny because you said it to try to hit on her but since you're gross she showed no interest, YDI

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