Miscellaneous: Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's...

By NewTenant - 20/06/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

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By gtfb1993 - 02/12/2011 22:21 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML

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By esv - 01/04/2009 09:18 - United States

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Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said, "I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give you some incentive to lose all that belly you got." FML

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By BonGoWash - 07/02/2013 14:45 - United States - Bronxville

Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML

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By smokin - 26/07/2011 21:22 - United States

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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mcxhunni 0

Monday 20 June 2011 15:49

maybe she thought you might have been referring to your dick... not dumping on yourself...

mxpklx 12

Monday 20 June 2011 15:55

someones socially awkward.

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PopRocks14 0

Monday 20 June 2011 16:44

may i ask..why? Lmfao

beastboy103 0

Monday 20 June 2011 18:09

no you may not

wadelover 0

Monday 20 June 2011 16:56

Holy crap lololololololololol haha FYL

GameAddikt 0

Monday 20 June 2011 17:01

Smooth!

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Monday 20 June 2011 17:03

brilliant

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Monday 20 June 2011 17:05

wow.. did she stare at you awkwardly?

thetrollyoulike 6

Monday 20 June 2011 17:16

kinky

lexi365 20

Monday 20 June 2011 17:32

That's a way to flirt haha

blaste95 3

Monday 20 June 2011 17:34

ur a retard

thoughtcriminal7 3

Monday 20 June 2011 17:39

LMAO

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Monday 20 June 2011 17:40

you are a superstar

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