Miscellaneous: Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner... - FML

By mel - 25/03/2016 13:20 - United States - Smithville

Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner with his family, since I've nowhere else to go. FML

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loueasy 23

Friday 25 March 2016 16:06

The ham won't be the only thing that's smoked

gobroski 11

Friday 25 March 2016 16:06

That's nice....

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Tomryan279 10

Friday 25 March 2016 20:32

It's little weird but at least he was nice enough to invite you when you couldn't go to Easter with your family. Also I was just about to post what I have written above when it occurred to be that he could be a cop and he's inviting people over and arresting them also. I'm pretty sure I'm wrong but keep that in mind of you go to the party

izzajaneful 24

Sunday 27 March 2016 3:25

If he were a cop, he could arrest OP at any time. What in the world would the point of such a ridiculous ruse?

BlackBoyFly 11

Friday 25 March 2016 20:35

Might be a Loud dinner.

mrdvs31 3

Friday 25 March 2016 20:53

Eat up

TAntobella 14

Friday 25 March 2016 21:00

Well now you do! That was nice of him!

livelaughlovepie 22

Friday 25 March 2016 21:02

I honestly think that's sweet of him!

MiaTheMartian 21

Friday 25 March 2016 21:16

That's actually really nice!! omg

NorthernBuck92 5

Friday 25 March 2016 21:28

I don't know if that counts as a FML

ezrajab 22

Friday 25 March 2016 21:40

So baked or roasted?

Miss_Whipped 43

Friday 25 March 2016 23:03

Toasted!

mysteryman98 6

Wednesday 30 March 2016 5:35

I think I'd prefer fried

ALittleFreak 15

Friday 25 March 2016 21:48

That is too ******* funny, obviously you're buying from the right guy!

sofiaem 8

Friday 25 March 2016 22:02

Awww

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