Miscellaneous: Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner...

By mel - 25/03/2016 13:20 - United States - Smithville

Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner with his family, since I've nowhere else to go. FML

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By Potted - 16/11/2015 02:34 - United States - Denton

Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML

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Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML

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By Angel - 13/01/2016 13:56 - United States - Charlotte

Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML

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loueasy 23

Friday 25 March 2016 16:06

The ham won't be the only thing that's smoked

gobroski 11

Friday 25 March 2016 16:06

That's nice....

Comments

Herr_Joe 4

Tuesday 29 March 2016 10:07

That dude is a straight up bro for life

jaebates 6

Tuesday 29 March 2016 14:49

how is that a b

jaebates 6

Tuesday 29 March 2016 14:51

not bad...that lets you know the people that have a good heart

redheadedbabe420 14

Wednesday 30 March 2016 3:47

Atleast the weed man is cool

edensdoor 6

Wednesday 30 March 2016 20:18

I invite my dealers to holiday dinners all the time. best guests ever.

oldsaltydawg 12

Friday 1 April 2016 4:32

hey that's not so bad! your weed man sounds like a stand up guy

PhoenixFire1214 4

Monday 4 April 2016 5:45

Thats how i met my soon to be hubby! You never know ?

Fetuskicker666 15

Monday 4 April 2016 7:48

Well thats awful nice of him. ?

TheRealStunts 27

Monday 11 April 2016 10:22

Dude, thats actually awesome, you could have not been invited anywhere ykno?

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