By possibly fucked - 22/06/2014 20:34 - Portugal - Lisbon

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Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML
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A1BROS 4

Sounds like a real pain in the ass.

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itwasthedognotme 14

Time to strap-on your seatbelt and drive far, far away..

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romanova83 6

Whatever you do, do not bend over!

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fader48080 10

wow, it really sucks when best case scenario is your wife is a closet lesbian and is cheating on you.

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docdann 3

Just relax and enjoy it

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BreathingClover 19

what? so she's supposed to have a ****?

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idontpoststuff 5

Dude just bend over and enjoy it only hurts at the beginning but it feels wonderfull after the pain stops

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LisaDay 14

I doubt its for her to use on him. She probably wants both anal and vaginal at the same time without brining in another man.

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MyCommentsSuck 21

Dude just loosen up...no seriously, loosen up, it'll help.

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Gestpacho88 12

Well I will run 500 miles an hour, and he should sprint 500 more....

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MidnaLink 33

Just to be the man, who dashes a thousand miles and falls down at your door.

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