Love: Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped...

By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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Friday 6 August 2010 23:20

um. . . seriously?!? you need a new girlfriend. an actual adult.

fisheatsbear 6

Friday 6 August 2010 23:22

real men watch the notebook. AND cry when its over

Comments

PYLrulz 17

Friday 6 August 2010 23:51

ditch the bitch

chillin93 3

Friday 6 August 2010 23:54

dump the bitch that movie is gawd-awful.

bashehm 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:55

your pimp hand is not strong enough I see

babygurly898 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:56

wow....dump her toddler bitch self =]

dobiesFTW 1

Friday 6 August 2010 23:57

at least she didn't do that for the movie "Dear John".

coffeekisses 0

Friday 6 August 2010 23:58

lmao

KikiCarroll 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 0:00

isn't the real question, "did it work?" because if he rented the movie he's worse then her and they deserve each other. Why did it have to go that far anyways? grow a sac and watch a chick flick GOD DAMNIT!