Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the...

By ppema - 31/07/2015 18:28 - United States

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

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Saturday 1 August 2015 1:13

Clever x10 but also creepy x100

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Comments

hoosiergirl94 31

Saturday 1 August 2015 2:55

Awkward city

DoomedGemini 37

Saturday 1 August 2015 3:03

F YOUR life? More like f the workers life. You could have least tried to stop him

foxmatrix15 8

Saturday 1 August 2015 3:06

Like a boss..

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 1 August 2015 3:13

OP, you were a horrible wing man. you needed to back up your dad. (sarcasm) way back

coocookaylin 17

Saturday 1 August 2015 3:53

Oh dear god that's awful.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 1 August 2015 3:54

For some reason I am glad your sex is male

admin_potato 6

Saturday 1 August 2015 4:02

Ohhhh goddddd

hayleediaz 15

Saturday 1 August 2015 4:27

does he got kik tho

speakfreely 21

Saturday 1 August 2015 4:38

Omg I'd never look at frozen yogurt the same way agaib

idealricetokidz 15

Saturday 1 August 2015 4:42

im guessing he didnt get a number?

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