Love: Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided...

By batgirl - 20/11/2008 12:55 - France

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML

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By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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By Rednbumpy - 18/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was getting ready to meet my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month so I decided to shave my body hair, even though I have really sensitive skin and usually end up getting rashes after a few days. His flight got cancelled and he won't be back for another two days. FML

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By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:55

there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with that!

csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 14:35

...and he ran off to get his costume... :)

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Dubstep_fml 1

Friday 9 October 2009 5:26

that sounds like a hairy situation.

jj9223 0

Monday 18 January 2010 17:09

hahahahaha thats frickin hilarious ur lucky to have a guy with such a great sense of humor

HamsteronA 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:23

it's cause she's crap at shaving

RusselFaraday 0

Friday 5 February 2010 1:36

...I still can't see why that's bad. just roll with it

ghost010 6

Tuesday 16 March 2010 22:49

That's when he looks down and says, "To the bat cave Robin!"

michaelscot23 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:01

wait... the same thig happened to me. but it was my gf that did it

lidomissmango 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 16:55

eww

nessimonster 0

Monday 12 April 2010 4:55

lol it's funny but thoughtful

Symphony_fml 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 8:01

Sounds like a double-win if i ever heard one.. (:

therealdavid 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 15:10

that's sooo trashy I'm sorry but that wouldn't turn me on I would say "can you shv off the heart too?"

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