Love: Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided...

By batgirl - 20/11/2008 12:55 - France

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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Comments

birdfreak 24

Friday 28 January 2011 5:44

thats disgusting was it supposed be romantic?

Teah9 6

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:25

Hahahah thats actually pretty gross

missclutz 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 21:06

Disgusting. And might I say one of the wierdest things that I have ever heard I would hate it if my gf did that I like it to go in smooth.

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 13 April 2011 4:09

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ollie179 21

Monday 25 April 2011 17:50

you sick bitch

katybeanny 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 2:33

at least it worked out.

Kotomiko 1

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:51

What . . . the . . . **** ?

KRS_13 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 9:09

and OP's user is batgirl...XD

Sassybq1 13

Friday 24 June 2011 23:26

put ur batmobile in the bat cave ;)

SigmaSky 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:35

I don't know why people think it's so gross. Having a cute batman symbol-or a heart-is so much better than shaving yourself back into prepubescence. Besides, some girls are really sensitive in that area and can't shave it/wax it/afford laser hair removal. I'm not saying that growing a forest down there is sexy, but pubic hair is without a doubt a sign that someone is officially a man or a woman. It's nature people! Learn to love it. :D