Miscellaneous: Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster....

By Macy - 11/06/2011 20:36 - Italy

Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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holagranola 15

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:25

maybe you should explain to her that toasters, are for toast.

The_Weirdo 10

Sunday 12 June 2011 4:01

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honeylol 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:17

ew! that is seriously gross! why is she doing that anyway?

Captain_Zorro 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:21

couldnt be

Poopolicious 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:31

mmm delicious

dyble95 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:34

Everyonelovesboners strikes again!

stargirl528 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:35

at least she has creativity (;

charlie43 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:44

that's hot

airs_01 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:53

why buy peanut butter when you can have a nice coating of ash on your toast.

xo_sweetheart_xo 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:57

thats nasty. you mom ever heard of lyter. tell her not to be so cheap and to stop using the toaster

charlie43 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 1:59

idk bout a lyter, but they came out with this cool thing called a lighter

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:00

Maybe it is time to mix some Antabuse into her morning coffee.

georggx 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:11

your house must stink....

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