stargirl528

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

10
Comments

750
Visits

5
Favorites

California, USA
Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Stargirl528

I.love.you.

Stargirl528 - Followers

Stargirl528 - Followed

Stargirl528's page visits

lovers5201

clumbsy

AndreaHoff...

¿Qué pasta...

CaptainPic...

Fucked!

Stargirl528's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Stargirl528's favorite FMLs

By Username - 15/06/2011 01:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

agreeclassic 42 414

vote type 1 15 749

By Macy - 11/06/2011 20:36 - Italy

Today, I found cigarette butts at the bottom of the toaster. My mother has been dropping them in there for I don't know how long. FML

agreeclassic 35 968

vote type 1 3 380

By 8sq - 11/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

agreeclassic 32 616

vote type 1 16 363

Jesus freak

By Max Flynn - 20/05/2011 10:07

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

agreeclassic 31 419

vote type 1 15 742

By unknown - 24/01/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML

agreeclassic 14 675

vote type 1 37 711