Love: Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me,...

By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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Wednesday 4 November 2015 11:13

Too much internet time haha

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Wednesday 4 November 2015 11:25

So what were they?

Comments

bloodyheartponah 7

Wednesday 4 November 2015 13:46

Ugh just hearing this pisses me off I deal with this at school it's old and boring

Alexandria79 22

Wednesday 4 November 2015 13:59

he's pulling your leg and teasing you laugh it off

Rainyknights22 16

Wednesday 4 November 2015 14:01

That's funny. Salty, but funny.

Kevinmeowbeanz 22

Wednesday 4 November 2015 14:39

Those are my chanclas!

alvarny 17

Wednesday 4 November 2015 14:54

are you Macdonald?

TheLemonMan 24

Wednesday 4 November 2015 15:05

You should have shouted "THESE ARE MY SKECHERS!!!"

ToastedSyrup 16

Wednesday 4 November 2015 15:10

That's low-key hilarious

ashwednesday 12

Wednesday 4 November 2015 16:18

I think I might have dumped the OP's boyfriend if I were in her shoes. I never found that vine to be funny. IMO, it was a terrible setup for a terrible joke. And I usually hate people that use Internet slang and memes IRL.