Love: Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me,...

By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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Wednesday 4 November 2015 11:13

Too much internet time haha

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Wednesday 4 November 2015 11:25

So what were they?

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Marjo86 29

Wednesday 4 November 2015 11:40

Are your shoes that hideous?

Ilmoran 20

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:44

Maybe they are that fabulous instead.

RandomLG94 21

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:04

Did he at least propose afterwards?? Sorry OP :(

papajohn16 12

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:08

NO WAY ????? ?

Michael903 18

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:50

Time for a pedicure?

Silverfeathery 21

Wednesday 4 November 2015 12:51

Slap him

mcluvin_707 6

Wednesday 4 November 2015 13:12

Respond in the bedroom by asking "WHAT IS THAT?"

vorspiel 17

Wednesday 4 November 2015 13:15

F his life for using a really stupid, tired internet meme in real life. What a tool.

Morning_fml 22

Thursday 5 November 2015 7:59

Frankly you sound like the tool. Why you so mad? A joke is a joke, relaaaaaaax. It gonna be ok

vorspiel 17

Friday 6 November 2015 19:53

Yeah except jokes are meant to be funny.

z_candy 18

Wednesday 4 November 2015 13:24

What shoes were you wearing?

revolvearoundme 15

Wednesday 4 November 2015 14:43

She was wearing Crocs and her LBD.

idk_rose 25

Wednesday 4 November 2015 13:34

I like that one. Keep him.

megamonster99 18

Wednesday 4 November 2015 13:38

oh internet! You never disappoint me... except when you do.

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